Sorry, I need just a minute to compose myself...

I was on YouTube watching an amazing performance by Free of their classic tune "All Right Now", with of course, the incomparable Paul Rodgers on vocals... in the discussion thread underneath, I spied this lovely bit of interplay:

amandamatic2424 - When it comes to rock and roll voices, Paul Rodgers is king. No one is better.

shanedawisawsom1234 - no michal jacson is the king but i gotta ad mit he is prety awsome

um... wow.

Sorry, I need just a minute to compose myself... I threw up in my mouth just a tiny bit.

We won't even get into the mind-numbingly horrendous butchering of the written English language, but let's just marvel in the shining brilliance that is "shanedawisawsom1234"'s complete and utter musical retardation.

Michael Jackson mentioned in the same breath as Paul Rodgers?!  What's next - Deep Purple featuring Lady Gaga?

here, watch this - you'll feel better: